The Worst Egg Parents

With a grand total of five eggs, Sruthi Ramesh wins this year’s title for “Worst Egg Parent.” Ramesh managed to be the first one to break an egg, cracking it after only a half hour. 

Ramesh’s eggs broke in a variety of ways. “The first egg was death by lightsaber, the second egg jumped out of my cup and cracked on the ground, the third egg splattered on my driveway and the fourth egg rolled off my desk.” 

While all of Ramesh’s eggs were broken accidentally, the same can not be said for senior Amber Stein. 

“In a very strange twist of events, she has chosen to murder her egg for theatrical effect,” Barker shared. Stein has gone through 12 eggs, a new record for Barker.

“I’ve never had someone go through so many eggs, nor have I had someone kill their egg on purpose,” she said. Stein’s first egg broke accidentally sending this new egg parent into a spiral. “There was no extra credit after breaking the first egg, so there was no reason to keep the rest alive. I was sad.”